The Kingdom of Womble 13219 is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.654 billion Womble 13219ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Womble 13219ian economy, worth 204 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is 43,947 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 283,244 per year while the poor average 2,754, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 13219's national animal is the sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 13219 is ranked 240,827^th in the world and 14,409^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.